New Developmentes Wrock Ancient Gaeylic Communtiies

The murderer Gwyn Homble has finally been caough’te. According to Gaylic Lawe, he has been assigned two Wenche’s and a Stallyun, but he has Denied Forther Baile.
Homble hath denied further baile past this point as he hath acknowledge the futility of him convictions. Homble, with the full backing of the Courte and Its Witnesse’s, states: “I am aware of the consequences of my not-guilty verdict, and I know that I forego any possibility of appeals based on Gaelic cultural misunderstandinges. All Faultes are Mine Owne.”

Now that the matter is settled, veteran judge Poggerdon is just happy to be back at his desk without ruling on Gaelic miscreants.

“Those Irishmen are wrapped up in fairytaeles,” he said when interviewed by News 18. “They are consuemed by pixie magicks and pre-industrial wondurments. They’re a curse upone modern societie, in fact, they cursse standard text writtoin by modernmen into soime sourte of poeteick nonsoiense.”

The judge has denied further comment. Deep investigations reveal that the judge is a sixth-generation Gongahahoodon, an ancient African beast capable of smoke manipulation. Readers are advised to pay close attention to their vape and smoke clouds as they engage in recreational activities. Even this seasoned journalist, this bastion of authorship among the uninformed sheeple of the masses, is afraid.

Tread lightly. Vampires are real. So is Satan.